Posted 11 hours ago with 50582 notes
Via patricksdump @ howidiotic
#LOL

howidiotic:

friend: fall out boy has stupidly long song titles

me:

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Posted 11 hours ago with 149825 notes
Via officialwhitegirls @ avocad0s

edens-blog:

guy:

113 bids

used for what

Posted 1 day ago with 17313 notes
Via ziouis @ holylukehemmings

Posted 1 day ago with 177067 notes
Via eb720027be @ 2cc48a

stains:

this is my sisters contacts

modestmgmtofficial:

what i find pretty nasty is that some people don’t want after to become a movie because that shines a bad light on harry like thanks pal that’s not the point but good thing ur priorities are in order

Posted 2 days ago with 203797 notes
Via bubblezain @ furything

furything:

One cup of bunny

Posted 2 days ago with 161695 notes
Via fake-mermaid @ lizardswarms

lenny-leonard:

Who Wants to be a Millionaire? What a stupid question. Of course I want to be a millionaire. I thought this show would have harder questions.

Posted 2 days ago with 5767 notes
Via mtv1996 @ irwinhat

irwinhat:

'Wow, I've met the guys and they've got 12,000 followers on twitter and we're doing a gig - you need to come… Can you drive me in?' - Ashton.

Posted 2 days ago with 1283 notes
Via larrypegacorn

larrypegacorn:

mom: “dinner’s ready!”

me:

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Posted 2 days ago with 730729 notes
Via lmaopost @ refridgerator

refridgerator:

my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date 

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